God's Answering Machine

What if God decided to install an automated answering  machine? Imagine praying and hearing this:

Thank you for calling The Father's house. Please select one of the following options:
  Press 1 for requests
  Press 2 for thanksgiving and praises
  Press 3 for complaints
  Press 4 for all other inquiries

What if God used the familiar excuse, "I am helping other customers right now. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received."

Can you imagine getting these kind of responses as you call on God in prayer?  Perhaps one of my assistants can help you, If not please remain holding, and I will be with you as soon as possible.
  If you'd like to speak with Gabriel, press  1

  For Michael, press 2

  For any other angel, press 3

  If you'd like King David to sing a Psalm for you, press 6

  For reservations at the Father's house, press J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6             

  For answers to nagging questions about the dinosaurs, the age of the earth, and where Noah's ark is located, please wait until your arrival

  Our computer shows that you have called once already today,  please hang up immediately

  This office is closed for the weekend.  Please call again  on Monday

Thanks be to God, you can't call him too often! You only need to call His name and he hears you. Because of Jesus, you never get a busy signal. God takes each call and knows each caller personally!